New Study: Co-op Shoppers Find More Love

In a report released this week, it appears people who regularly shop at food co-ops are luckier in love than regular grocery denizens. The study looked at grocery shopping habits of thousands of customers around the country. According to the study the average cooperator had 38% more romantic encounters each.....sorry we're totally joking.

We mostly just wanted to post this to see how many people on social media would react to the headline and not bother reading the article at all. Now that you made it this far, don't tip off anyone else. It's our secret until they read this for themselves. If you want to really have fun, repost this yourself.

I mean who knows, it could be true. Who are we to say it isn't?